Thursday, September 26, 2013

methinks a vacation is needed

When I logged in to my LinkedIn account this morning, I saw this:


My tired eyes and screwed up brain read it as:
 
"How I Would Like a Blow Job Offer"
 
Wow - now that's a different kind of networking.

Anyone willing to give this girl a vacation getaway?  I've got the vacation time, I just need a place to go and the money to do it with.  I think it's pretty obvious that I could use one. 
 
Maybe I should make a commercial with pictures of me with big puppy dog eyes to the tune of Sarah McLachlan's Angel.   Heck, I'll even give you a tote bag from wherever you send me as a gift for your generosity.
 
 


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