Explanation: The people who select our food for the employee cafeteria at work for some reason believe that we are all devout Catholics and will not eat meat on Fridays. We are only given some form of seafood as our protein for the day. Because they don't want to spend much money on the food that we're served, we're given processed fish nuggets (a step up from the fish sticks we had been getting, I suppose). Today, one of my co-workers dubbed these nuggets "Spongebob Squarefish" and I found myself compelled to write lyrics for the theme song that the nuggets so desperately needed...
Who’s seafood-y, but never came from the sea?
Spongebob Squarefish!
All crunchy yet soggy and tasteless is he.
Spongebob Squarefish!
If a process-ed nugget is something you wish…
Spongebob Squarefish!
Then head to the Galley on Fridays for "fish"!
Spongebob Squarefish!
Spongebob Squarefish!
Spongebob Squarefish!
Spongebob Squarefish!
Spongebob Square-fiiiiiiiiish!
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