- A cheap alcohol that doesn't give me a headache. Why is this such a hard thing to find?
- One of those soul-bearing conversations where you start opening up and just keep going until it all comes out. Then you feel 20 times lighter and you say, "I can't believe I just said all that," but it's okay because it's with one of your best friends and they don't judge - they just understand.
- Any manager at work to offer to buy me a cup of coffee the same way they ask the other managers, or ask me if I want something from one of the places they take hour-and-a-half lunches at, or bring in a treat for the whole office. They have the money to do it...I don't.
- A day to myself where I can watch whatever I want to watch or have the TV off all day, I can listen to music, sing along, dance, meditate, read, nap....mine to do with as I please.
- A body like Peta Murgatroyd. I mean, come on!
- Speaking of coffee, a white chocolate mocha, no whip, sounds really good right now. I want one of those too.
- A vacation paid for by someone else. Obviously this is the only way I'm going to be taking one any time soon.
- A new wardrobe - of course, this should probably wait until after I have the body as shown above. I wouldn't want to spring for a new wardrobe now only to have to turn around and do it again when I'm a size 2. Ha! What am I talking about? My hip bones would never fit into a 2. Let's go with a 4. And that weight loss would have to be instantaneous because I don't want to have to waste money buying the sizes in between.
- Laughter. Belly-aching, cheek-straining laughter. I chuckle, I giggle. I want a good laugh.
- To be in control of time. It should speed up when I want it to, slow down when things are good, and sometimes even stand still. Why hasn't anyone figured this trick out yet?
- For everyone to be happy. Is that really too much to ask for?
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| I want her body. Wait..not like that. |
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