This morning was one of those that starts out where everything is running smoothly, but then as time goes on and I start finding myself staring blankly out the windows, I start running further and further behind and end up leaving for work 10 minutes late. I'm pretty sure I remembered to feed all the animals, including the kid, deodorant is applied, jewelry accessorized, lunch made and in my bag. Yup...everything is ducky!
The day progresses, then I go in to use the restroom around lunchtime and find that I put my underwear on inside-out this morning. I say, "Oh, God," audibly in the bathroom - who knows what people thought was going on in there - and smack myself upside the head. At this point, it's too late to put them on right-side out and I just have to deal with being a moron. (Is there some sort of five-second rule for clean underwear?)
It's a good thing I'm not having an office fling, stripping my clothes off during a break only to have the person laugh at me and my idiotic dressing habits. I can just have my blog readers laugh at me instead.
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