drink up, tra la la!

Something I saw on the internet today that I had to share:

David Bowie's Package

This is a group game requiring at least two players, the more the merrier!
Anyone who has watched Labyrinth is aware that David Bowie (playing the Goblin King) is wearing tights that leave nothing to the imagination and frequently juggles crystal balls during this film.

• Whenever you see a little too much of what Bowie's packing, shout "David Bowie's Package!" The last one to shout must drink.
• Whenever Bowie starts juggling the crystal balls, shout "He's playing with his balls again!" The last one to shout must drink.
• If you call "David Bowie's Package!" or "He's playing with his balls again!" incorrectly you must drink instead.
• Optional extra rule: whenever a character who is not played by Bowie starts a song, shout "Stop that infernal racket!" The last person to do so must drink. This only counts if the first person to sing is not Bowie.
  • If you call "Stop that infernal racket!" and Bowie was the first one to start singing, you have displeased the Goblin King: drink until the song ends.

I think this is a great excuse to have a party, don't you?