ode to office allergies

To the tune of "O Holy Night!"

O moldy floor!
You make me sneeze my head off
And make it feel like my throat is on fire.
Long has the fungus grown inside the office
Just waiting for something new to transpire.
'Least once a year the carpeting gets soggy
When yonder breaks a water pipe again.
Flood on the floor!
O see the spores are floating,
And blown through the air

By the fan to breathe again.
O mold! O mold!
Ohhh mold!
Ohhh aaah-choooo!!!!