where was my invite?

I love the Golden Globes.  Why?  Because it's movies and television in the same place.  Jon Hamm, Johnny Depp and Robert Downey Jr. all in the same room.  Sign me up!  I can get all dressed up, sit at a table of strangers, drink, and applaud with the best of them.  Come on!  I would like to ask the HFPA to consider sending me an invitation next year so that I can listen in on stimulating conversation...

...and take in the sights...

...and stand up and cheer, but only when appropriate.

Thank you.